Professor Parrot – Vacancy Announcement

Job title: Director of Brutality, SLP

A reputable and globally renowned police force, the Sarah Leone Police is inviting applications from violently qualified citizens to occupy the above position even after retirement.

Qualifications and Skills

The successful candidate must have at least a Masters Degree in the Science of Violence plus an advanced diploma in stabbing. Ability to shoot and kill on the spot will be an added advantage.

Candidates must be very versed in harassment for bribery and must possess extra-ordinary skills in proffering wrong charges against suspected criminals.

Vast knowledge in bloody repression of peaceful protests is highly required. A wealth of experience in check point corruption is a big advantage.

Candidates who are allergic to corruption and brutality are strongly warned not to apply as they will be wasting their precious time.

Vast experience in okada management and driver molestation is another added advantage

Candidates must have extra-ability in resisting overdue retirement and must be versatile in giving transparent but excellent excuses when occasion demands.

All applications in open envelops must be addressed to the Brutal-General, Sarah Leone Police, Violence Avenue, in Danger Town, on or after any convenient date.

Only non-shortlisted candidates will be considered.

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