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Mr Express 5-12-10

Mr Express 5-12-10

Koroma Winced After Pujehun Loss

Reliable informants of MR Express have intimated that President of the Republic and Fountain of Honor His Excellence Dr. Ernest Bai Koroma grimaced in shockwaves after news of APC loss in the Pujehun Bye Election was broken to him.

The informant says that the Big-Man had been hopeful that his All Peoples Congress Party set a new record of territorial invasion and conquest after strong assurance from some Pujehun Boys and the normal force for good OSD special wing trained to intimidate.

Mr. Xpress is however informed that the Palm tree boys hired the services of the flesh-eating cult of the warring days known as Kamajor to hold the OSD boys at bay whilst the SLPP runs the show.

SLPP Tejan-Sie Rubbished by APC Ace

The official spokesperson for the opposition Sierra Leone People’s Party Sulaiman Banja Tejan-sie Mr. Express has been told was rubbished by the Information Minister of the All People’s Congress government Alhaji I.B. Kargbo in the ongoing debates on the mysterious resignation of the Anti Corruption Chief Abadul Tejan-Cole.

Whilst it disgracefully said Tejan-sie although a lawyer could not argue from factual point of view, the aging I.B. Kargbo stuck to his trade of defending the APC using his cool and poise to knock the lawyer boy down on his knees begging to be released by the news anchor man. What a pitiful day for the young and dynamic? Lawyer boy.

Koroma Runs a Failing Government

Social analysts who spoke to Mr. Express are of the avid opinion that the Ernest Koroma Free Health Care drive has kicked off on a wrong footing. Drugs supplied to health care centres are now finding their way to the markets.

The Bumbuna Project is said to have also been stalled with claims that the water supply has reduced. BUT DON’T WORRY! Mr. Express is maid to understand that modalities are now been put in place to transfer the Hydro Electric Equipment to the Guma Valley Dam in Freetown which doesn’t get dried so fast like Bumbuna does.

Oooops least I forget, the ZERO TOLERANCE to Corruption is also in shambles as it said everybody with the slightest hint of integrity is now resigning from the post for fear that they are not used for po…li…ti…cal Witch Hunting.

But who is the fittest to take over Tejan Cole? I hear the Lord of Vouchergate and APC party scribe Victor Bockarie Foh aspires…dont say I told you my dear for wonders shall never end! 

Why Tejan Cole Resigned!

Reasons why run-away Anti-Corruption Chief  erudite Abdul  Tejan Cole are still not clear to most people but I tell you what, Mr. Express has the hint: he has acquired enough money and has a quest for Hollywood B…l…o…d…e…s in the United States of America.

News is that he will surely come after the release from his fantasy and q…u…e…s…t! Watch out for him.

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