Mr Express 10-26-09

Beware – Under World Now Manifest!

The once tell-tale affairs of the activities of the underworld has now been made manifest as strange occurrences in the City of Freetown has left the residents in wretched fear of their lives and well being.

Sunday saw its measure of wonder as a boy that is said to possess powers that allow him become whatever wants to be – can be a man, an old man, a woman -young good looking and loving, can be a young child in wrappers left by the roadside.

His personal confession left all wondering what is becoming of this world of ours in these days of our Lord and Savior. “I had my powers when I was three years old, I can do anything, and my powers are unlimited” the boy said, sending shivers down the spine of the listeners and audience at Lumley in Freetown.

Police In-Fighting Rife

Mr. Express has been reliably informed that news around the corridors of the Sierra Leone Police say that the IG retires very soon but he is leaving a spree of infighting among contemporary officers as to who takes up the big seat.

Whilst some fight along professional lines, others do so along political, tribal and regional lines.

The odd story though is that news from State House says the President will appoint a junior officer to head the post. Surprise?

ABC Secretariat in Wilt

President Koroma’s brainchild Attitudinal and Behavioral Change Secretariat is to soon wither as the Prezzo is now said to be paying less and less attention to the very concept of attitudinal and behavioral change after realizing that the whole concept makes no sense and is making no difference to national good as he proclaimed in his inaugural address in 2007.

Interesting, the news is that, there is even no money to run the secretariat and someone said I should ask if the President has now turned his back on his ailing child.

How would we change our ‘achichude’ when he has yet to change the political attitude of the country; 90% northern base cabinet shameful regionalism! 

Want the Bumpy Ride of Your Life?

Do you want to experience the bumpy ride of your life? Then you need to pay a visit to the popular diamond rich district of Kono. Mr. Express can guarantee that you’ll experience the most glaring rutted and furrowed ride you’d ever have.

An exhilarating 90 mile stretch of rough and abandoned pothole and ditch prone road lies ahead of your gritty ride.

Politically Mature: Is Ernest Koroma Right? 

President Ernest Bai Koroma of the Republic of Sierra Leone has told the world that the country is becoming politically matured and stable. I wonder if the President had in mind that only less than 6 months ago, his party-the APC and the opposition SLPP were splashing each others blood on the streets of Freetown for feeble and apparently inconsequential reasons.

If the President himself was more politically matured, he would have been able to know that his one sided cabinet will do no good the volatile political atmosphere of the country.  Mr. Express does not quite agree with the Prezzo; I think he is doing an unwarranted PR for his unbalanced government.

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