Monkeys Celebrate Coming of Ebola

The numerous monkey soup pots have disappeared. Bo is now a safe place for monkeys, thanks to Ebola. Had Ebola not arrived early, the monkey race would have been heading towards extinction by now because of the alarming rate at which were now killing and eating them.

The advent of the notorious, dreaded and deadly Ebola virus has obviously emancipated the monkeys and other animals from the bondage of cannibalism as the killer Ebola virus, according to medical experts, can be contacted via monkeys and other animals. This message has scared away many from eating monkeys and other forms of meat. So, the monkeys and their colleagues have  been celebrating their freedom in grand style, thanking Ebola for saving them from carnivorous and wicked human beings.

The on-going celebration in Bo is spearheaded by the monkeys by virtue of their position of being the most eaten creatures during the pre-Ebola era. Chairing the grand celebration is a giant old monkey called Napoleon.

Addressing fellow animals, Chairman Napoleon recalled that before the advent of Ebola, only animals who wished to commit suicide could venture the nearby bushes of Bo City. “But today every monkey is free to parade the streets of Bo. Every other animal is now free. Ebola is here and has brought freedom for monkeys and all other animals.

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