Professor Parrot: Prayers For Sierra Leone
The President’s Prayer
Our father who art in the highest house, praised be thy name. Thy many development projects be done in Bo, Bonthe, Moyamba, Pujehun, Kenema, Kailahun, Kono as they are done in Bombali, Tonkolili, Portloko, Kambia, Koinadugu and the Western Area. Give us this day permanent zero Ebola cases and forgive us our precious diamonds, gold, rutile, bauxite and iron ore as we wholeheartedly forgive those who keep exploiting our mineral without benefitting us and lead us not into homosexuality bur deliver us from all evil for thine is the legislature, the executive and the judiciary not forever and ever, Amen.
The Corrupt Man’s Creed
I believe in corruption, the problem almighty, and in poverty his only wicked son who was conceived by the power of the unholy spirit, born of the selfish and greedy leaders of Sierra Leone, flourished under bad governance, was promoted, institutionalized and legalized.
I believe in the unholy alliance of notorious thieves, the communion of criminals, the committal of fraud and embezzlement and retrogression everlasting, Amen.
Hail Balogun full of hundred brand-new buses, the passengers are with thee. Successful art thou amongst ministers and appreciated is the fruit of thy tireless efforts, the new hundred buses.
Diligent Balogun, father of transport, pray against all detractors now and at this hour of our Agenda for Prosperity, Amen.
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