Sierra Leone says no to Ebola citizenship

The dreaded killer Ebola Virus recently approached President Koroma demanding that he becomes a first class citizen of this republic.

The president was stunned by such a terrible request and decided to consult his countrymen on the issue.

The whole country voted overwhelmingly against the proposed Ebola citizenship. Ebola does not deserve even a tenth class citizenship in this nation, the masses protested vehemently.

On his part, Parrot is suggesting a summary trial and extra-judicial execution of the killer virus for his audacity to sneak into this country and kill our people. This virus should not go unpunished for the atrocities he has been perpetrating in this country.

However, Ebola has made many overnight millionaires who have made money out of the virus in the name of sensitization campaigns; almost every day and almost everywhere, there has been a series of Ebola workshops. Those organizing these finger-licking workshops may want to virus to claim first class citizenship and dwell among us.

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