Breaking News – Cabinet Reshuffle, New Ministers Appointed
Sierra Leone seems to be running out of ministers many of whom have been evicted for wrecking corrupt havoc and now the country is going without many ministers. So, the great professor has decided to appoint his own ministers to fill the vacant positions. The biggest bird is now pleased to announce the following positions via the power vested in him as King of the flying creatures:
- Minister of Anti-EBOLA Affairs: Momoh EBOLA Konte-this great philanthropist now has EBOLA as his middle name as he has been expending colossal sums of money to combat the virus-he deserves the post.
- Minister of Ghost Teachers Affairs: Papa Minkailu Bah-this man is the worst enemy of the ghosts who always bolt whenever they hear his name, he is the fittest for the post.
- Minister of Love Affairs: Mamoud Tarawalie-having had a bitter experience with love which landed him in a fine kettle of fish; this Romeo is now eligible to occupy the position.
- Minister of Void Votes: Christiana Thorpe-this erudite lady is an expert in detecting void votes, therefore, she is best qualified for the position.
- Minister of Football Affairs: Paul Kamara-being a soccer zealot, he is almost always involved in football palavers, thus, he is over-qualified for the position to which he has now been appointed substantive, having acted in the capacity for so long.
All appointments are to be ratified by the Attitudinal and Behavioral Continuity Secretariat.
There are more appointments in the pipe line
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