Professor Parrot – Ten Ways to Expel Poverty

The great Parrot is not comfortable with the notorious fact that poverty has become the surname of this republic. So, the patriotic bird has conducted an extensive research on how to drive away our persistent poverty. It pleases the honorable bird who has a Masters Degree in Poverty Studies to prescribe some ways to cure the dreaded diseases.

1. Never get up early from bed, always make sure you wake up by at least 10.00 am, this is one of the major ways to fight poverty.
2. When you receive your salary, ensure that you pop into a nearby pub and booze half of it before going home, by so doing, poverty will avoid you fast.
3. Make sure you procreate not less than sixty children with not less than twenty different wives drawn from destitute homes, the many children and many wives will help you eliminate poverty quickly.
4. Make sure you send none of your children to school, schools are there to promote poverty.
5. Always spend more than you earn, this is a very good poverty elimination strategy.
6. Agriculture is a poverty catalyst, so, avoid agriculture if you don’t want to be poor the rest of your life.
7. Always make sure you are dishonest with people, dishonesty is the best poverty reduction strategy.
8. Whenever you are employed in office, vehemently refuse to participate in any embezzlement or misappropriation of state funds, this can help you die in riches.
9. Keep idling your precious days away, idleness is one of the best strategies to alleviate poverty.
10. Try as best as possible to enter politics by hook or crook and your poverty is over. Just try the prescriptions and you will come to the realization that Professor Parrot is a poverty alleviation specialist.

Joseph Milton Lebbie

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