Professor Parrot – Vacancy Announcement Pro-Corruption Commission
The Pro-Corruption Commission (PCC) is a well established commission in Sierra Leone with headquarters at Youyi Building and branch offices in almost all government offices right across this nation.
The Commission is charged with the constitutional responsibility of recruiting and training of citizens in corruption tactics. The commission also coordinates the affairs of all corrupt people in this republic.
This well-established commission is now inviting applications from suitably qualified Sierra Leoneans to fill the below position.
Job Title: Commission-General.
Candidates applying for this noble position must have at least a master’s degree in corruption strategies from a celebrated university with a diploma in forgery. Vast knowledge in manipulating figures will be an added advantage.
Candidate must be versatile in going to work late and returning home early. Candidates who are in the habit of going to work on time and staying at work till time must not apply; they will be rejected instantly.
If you have the least amount of accountability in you, please don’t apply as you will be turned down in a very embarrassing fashion.
Candidates who put state interest before theirs are warned not to apply as they will never be considered because the PCC does not encourage such people.
Candidates who have a very clean track record and maintain a high level of honesty, transparency and integrity are ineligible.
Candidates who are not versed in embezzlement and misappropriation of state funds must not apply; they will be wasting their precious time.
Candidates who are not accustomed to accepting bribes and kickbacks are strictly forbidden.
Candidates who are experts in misusing state property are fully encouraged to apply.
Vast experience in excellent lying with confidence is an added advantage.
All applications in unsealed envelopes must be directed to the chairman, Board of Mis-governors, 15th floor, Youyi Building later than 31st December, 2012.
Only short listed candidates will not be contacted.
Professor Parrot With Joseph Milton Lebbie
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