Ten Commandments of SLPP (crisis version)

I am the SLPP thy only main opposition party; thou shall abundant flag bearer contestants me, not less than 19 in every blessed election.
Thou shall not use the name of the party in vernacular; this party has no place for imbeciles; you need at least a second Masters Degree to call the party.
Dishonor thy elders and thy flag bearers so that your days will be long in the land of opposition.
Thou shall never file petitions properly; always petition elections very late.
Thou shall not commit unity; always be in disunity.
Thou shall not conduct any election without police; the police officers must far outnumber the delegates.
Thou shall not bear false flag bearers against thy own party.
Thou shall always quarrel after convention.
Thou shall not covet their flag bearers position
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s void votes since you already have surplus.

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