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Professor Parrot – Parrot vies for SLAJ presidency

Professor Parrot – Parrot vies for SLAJ presidency

With only a few days to the eagerly awaited election for the presidency of the Sierra Leone Association of Journalists (SLAJ), Parrot has deemed it wise and necessary to join the race to help reform journalism and solve the multi-faceted problems members of the fourth estate are facing in this republic. Therefore, it pleases the honorable bird to launch his manifesto:


Fellow journalists vote both solidly and liquidly for Professor Parrot and your problems are over. Manna will fall from Heaven and every blessed journalist shall be fed. No journalist shall go to bed hungry. Scholarships will flow like milk and honey and every journalist shall benefit. SLAJ will have branch offices in all the towns and villages of this nation, yes, Parrot will do it. Every journalist will be entitled to a brand-new Hummer Jeep to gather news. Parrot will ensure the instant abolition of the antediluvian libel laws and every journalist shall write according to his or her whims and caprices.

Just give the great Parrot both your solid and liquid votes and there will be free housing, free medical facilities, free clothes, free food, free booze and free education for all journalists and their immediate families. Journalists will be paying weekly visits to the moon to study it well and report. Dead journalists will be buried in the air.

Vote Parrot and free yourselves form the financial burden of paying contributions every month; Parrot will be paying all your contributions. Parrot will make sure that every journalist is put on World Bank salary scale and there will be no more coasting. Just vote for Parrot and you will regret it.

With Joseph Milton Lebbie

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