Professor Parrot With Joseph Milton Lebbie
Void Votes Form New Party – Sierra Leone is indeed a country of political wonders. This is the first country where void votes defeat political parties in elections. Yes, professor parrot has calculated the results of the 2012 polls and has come to the realization that the void votes took the third positing with over 4 percent of total votes cast.
Emboldened by their satisfactory performance in the November 17 polls, the void votes have decided to form their own party to contest the 2017 elections which they hope to win landslide. Void votes will soon launch their new party in a grand style. The party is called Void Votes People’s Party (VVPP).
“Since we took the third position in the November 17 polls, defeating Margai, PMDC, we have high hopes that we will win 2017 first round,” said the VVPP leader, Mr. Stupid fool.
Ghost Teachers Plan big Demo – Parrot travels extensively to search for news. During one of his travels, the giant bird bumped into a big meeting of ghost teachers who were busy planning to demonstrate for their salaries chopped by crooked school authorities.
The ghost teachers were in their thousand and they gave parrot a strongly worded message for Papa Minkailu. They ordered parrot to warn Papa Minkailu to avoid witch hunting them if he wants to have a second tenure.
They also called on Papa Minkailu to use his good office to compel all the unscrupulous school heads who have been chopping their salaries to refund those salaries instantly otherwise, they will go on a masterpiece demonstration to prove to the whole nation and the world at large that they have been working.
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