Mr. Idiot – Quit notice for Schulenburg?

Too big a regret though. They say Mr. Idiot’s friend – Bro. Schulenburg of United Nation fame is busy packing his luggages to leave Sierra Leone; den gee am notice? (Photo: Michael von der Schulenburg)

But why is it so? Forgive the Idiot for asking unreasonable question sir. In the Kingdom of Idiots we are trained to always ask question unhesitantly sir. And this is what he truly professed sir. Wasn’t not this same Schulenburg the head of United Nations mission in Sierra Leone when the 2007 elections were held?

And don’t you dare cough an answer, for the Idiot knows it all. His memory still lingers around hailing messages by mostly politicians of the ruling APC (then in opposition). Will also not hesitate to blacklist fools who say the Idiot is a politician. Nar God go pay dem.

Indeed the Idiot was told there was a press release put out by government. That in the release it is stated that the assumed recalling of Schulenburg has no bearing to government at all.

Good idea, but who the cap fit leh e wear am oh! Den say udat wohwoh len e go get water nar en baboon boss cry bicus e know insef.

But has Mohamed UDM been told of Schulenburg’s assumed withdrawal? Oh yes, he spent plenty ‘kallah’ (not that kallah at N-ARR- A oh), but money kallah to surrender protest against him- Schulenburg. No wonder Mohamed was reportedly using the credit card of Di Obai as he jollies New York. His biog is all set; just when the Idiot starts reading it, no choice but see pack join Schulenburg pack en go.

Give the Idiot small time, he soon expose how mission Schulenburg was covertly orchestrated; using the ventriloquist as a scapegoat- a big black goat too. Has not the bookish of society schooled all with a new English word in late 2011-‘ventriloquist?’

Fellow Sierra Leoneans go tell it to all that the Idiot is set and shall explain how the conspiracy to remove Schulenburg was mapped and executed.

Lesson one: credit card and the ventriloquist politician. In this lesson we shall look at how the Di Obai’s credit card was used by the ventriloquist for the withdrawal of money and how he spends same unchecked as he patrolled streets in New York.

Photos showing how the ventriloquist was lavishly spending money in New York will also be shown.

Will stop here. See you Wednesday coming ya!

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