The hunter with the pen – Mr. Youssif, the Biographer
Referencing your scanty knowledge over the land grabbing saga (Uncle Youssif), I am obliged to teach you certain ethics of life. I have been a proficient and lucky hunter. I have never gone to the forest and returned empty handed. Others would prove me right.
I was in the heart of the forest, as usual, looking for something to take home when I got a signal that games – such as Mr. Youssif, the Concern Citizen and others have invaded my doorstep, and even threatened to break into my privacy. What a great fortune!
Why should I keep wasting my precious time in the deep dark forest searching for games if I could find one in the open Savannah? It is high time you learnt that an ant who challenges the elephant in a duel is equally aware of an imminent annihilation of its tiny and miserable structure – will just stamp you and die.
You are not armed for this contest. Mind you, The Hunter has got all it takes to be a victor: a knife, a torch, a sword and of course I cannot over emphasize the capability and efficiency of my grand tool “Chakabula”
“Mr. Concern Citizen; the pen mercenary and spent force, it is wholesomely unwise, un-sagacious, unmindful and thoughtless fighting a battlefield empty handed. From all indications, you have succinctly, apparently and categorically made it clear to readership that you have very haphazard and disintegrated knowledge over the land topsy-turvy.
You may call it a witch-hunt, mockery, insult etc, for these are prevalent and flowering terms in the library and achieves of mediocre like you. No member of this humble press has ever and will never compromise or by any means attempts to dilute his/her patriotism and love for humanity for things that could easily drive people like you may.
You owe your readership an apology, you food finder, Uncle Youssif. On account of your Letter to the Editor of “We Yone Newspaper”, published Friday 15th this year. It was completely distracting and rigmarolling. For all I know, a letter to the Editor is an article that must be endowed with the following ingredients: informative, educative and entertaining.
Your response did not only lack ingredients, you also missed the angle. You were completely carried away by your loyalty/affinity or your strive for it, to the extent that, your readership visioned you as a cyclope (a one eye monster). You almost succeeded in presenting a biography of the personality.
If you are interested in writing biographies, please ignore the bouzowazies (upper class) and come down to the hoepoeloe (lower class), I bet, you would not only make good biographies, you would also make money and fame. Please do not incur my wrath; else I would not only descend on you, but would continue to sit on top of you until you are flatter and thinner than a page.
Please be an onlooker Uncle Youssif. Otherwise, I repeat otherwise I will send you to school for the second time.
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