Mr Express: FrontPage Gossip – Shekito Blunder: Ban Ki-Moon in Boxing Spar with Ernest!
Elo dearest reader, eavesdropping Mr. Express is here to tell you that this is biggest personal diplomatic wrestle that ever confronted our feminine-handsome Precedent, His Excellency Dr. Honest Boy Coroma.
The story: Mr Handsome Precedent’s Press Secretary, a man called Shekito in one of his popular and widely circulated State House certified press releases hit the gong to apparently announce the gofment’s ploy to peg the visiting Secretary General support for the blood hunt inquest that is about to unravel the quietness that belays the hard won United Nations Peace.
But hear this out: the UN boys in Sierra Leone were quick to come to the defense of the South Korean cutie and peace loving Secretary General who fears for his widely acclaimed gud name, Ban Ki-Moon Mr. Express can say, immediately took to the jabs with the Sierra Leone No. 1; outdoing him so much so that the Honest Boy Coroma had to surrender with promises of immediate retraction of the damaging and detrimental statement. The retraction dear reader was indeed immediate and thorough, what a shameful deed it was indeed! Question is what was the Honest Boy Coroma hoping to achieve by putting out such a fictitious press release on the hard earned reputation of the world’s No. 1 Diplomat?
The shocker: “This is to be made known to the general public that as precedent of the De-republic of Serial Leone, I have deemed it fit to scrap the office of the press secretary to the president for obvious reasons. I don’t have to explain the reasons but it’s now very clear to me that there is no need for this office to exist anymore and any such person who hitherto was in the employ of this office is thus terminated from service with immediate effect.†Can you beat that!
What happens to poor Shekito? Someone said he is a scape-goat whilst others say he acts on his own idiosyncrasy and bossmanship; they said so-I dint say that.
Meanwhile Mr. Express can reliably not confirm that the Precedent reached this decision after his recovery and discharge from hospital bed for injuries he sustained during the boxing spar with the South Korean-confu trained UN No. 1.
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